TOP Ten signs you went to a lame Hispanic protest

10. Everyone showed up dressed like Ricky Ricardo.

9. They marched, than ran from Starbucks to Starbucks, eventually so wired up they ended up running past cars on the 405 freeway.

8. The undercover Cops, who sometimes start the trouble, did'nt even show up.

7. They started chanting, “Raza Si”, “Terry Hacther No!”.

6. Instead of speeches they did Mime, everyone thought the sound systems was whack.

5. No signs, they felt tipped angry slogans on bald dudes.

4. Organized to end racism but no minorities showed up because they were all at work.

3. Speakers included Carrot Top and Wayne Newton.

2. The only media that covered it was a group of Comadre chismosas.

1.  Hispanics don’t have the guts to protest, only Latinos do.