satire: May 2008 Archives
2 Tough
Questions
Question
1:
If
you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were
deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would
you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the
next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question
2:
It is
time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the
facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8
to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
evening.
Candidate
C
He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.
Which of these
candidates would be our choice?
Decide first... no
peeking, then jump over for the response.
